500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka | 200ML

Detailed Description

They’ve done it again. Those awful, awful people at The ‘Hot Enough’ Vodka Co. have conjured up another monster. A monster twice as terrifying and evil as before. They have summoned forth the 500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka from the fiery pits of Hades – those lamentable fiends!
Made with the infamous Naga Jolokia chillies (also known as Ghost chillies), they’ve created a vodka that tastes like it could well have been snatched from the hands of the Devil. The 20cl bottle (which is really more than you’ll ever need) is emblazoned with an unsettling skull to scare you off and the canister it comes in is sealed to keep you out. Weighing in at a harrowing 500,000 Scovilles, you should fear it. Better yet, you should forget it.
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that: 1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.

500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka | 200ML Tasting Notes

Nose: Quite sweet and fruity, almost bourbon-like. Hints of hate, a sign of things to come? Here goes…

Palate: Oh okay. Ohhh okaaay…. Hey, your face is all red. Oh shit, why did we…? *Hiccup* I… *Hiccup* *Conspicuous silence.* Were there razor blades in this? Gah, vh, bla, nng…

Finish: What’s that? No, I’m not crying… *Sob* (10 minutes later) My teeth feel weird. Are my lips swelling? Get that stuff out of my sight.